Star Syndrome

A condition where someone think they are really special or famous in the eyes of others.

A: Man, I wish I didn't throw a party just because I got 1k views on my youtube video. I'm broke now. And nobody is really watching my videos anymore.
B: My man, you on star syndrome shit? Get well soon.

by isthisaproperpseudonym January 18, 2021

Nino syndrome

Being addicted to teen supernatural shows. Little brain capacity to realise how bad these shows actually are. They hate on anime because they are brain dead.

Grace has Nino syndrome and therefore refused to watch re:zero because she is a baby inside an adults body.

by Zylem January 25, 2021

Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021

Alucard Syndrome

Alucard Syndrome is when you feel loathing or self hate due to your parents, Grandparents or other direct ancestors

This term is derived from Alucard, Dracula’s Son who in popular interpretations loathes himself due to his father.

Hank: “I just found out my grandpa was hitler”
Josh: “Damn sounds like you’re suffering from Alucard Syndrome”

by S.T.R February 25, 2021

Pitic syndrome

Has A smol dick

Yo u have a smol dick bro
Bruh that's my pitic syndrome

by Pitic2013 March 2, 2021

keyhole syndrome

only looking at other's lives through a keyhole(social media, sporadic and emotionally driven contact) as to separate themselves from the self; fabricated uniqueness; denial of the internal

That girl looks like she has "keyhole syndrome", she keeps posting trendy pictures and stories every day.

by yeyo12345 March 2, 2021

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021