by petetoth March 16, 2009
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by Real Black Jesus December 17, 2019
A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.
Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.
by Jesus bracelet wearer March 27, 2010
People who claim to be christian, but are, in reality, attatched to an image of a man who, if he were alive today, would be committed to a mental hospital for claiming to be the son of God.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
A group who would rather put tacky fish emblems on their car, instead of read the book that is supposedly their be all end all.
People who claim to know more about the world because of their relationship with someone they know nothing about.
People obsessed with an image of piety, rather than actually being pious.
Christians are ok, it's the Jesus People that ruin things.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
The stupid Jesus People gave me another damn pamphlet.
I don't care if the Jesus People think I'm going to hell, they're all idiots.
by Dustin Like What June 27, 2004
another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.
Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?
Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.
Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.
by Mario B. April 29, 2008
by Prime December 21, 2002