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Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.
We go to church to celebrate and worship Jesus for He is lord of all.
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Jesus

Everything. Creator of all. Saviour, and well jesus.....
Oh, jesus.
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Jesus

Are lord an savior who died on the cross for are sins.
Jesus are father in heaven
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He is the savour of the world and the best guy to ever meet, sadly you cant meet him since he is in heaven but if you believe in him, when you die you will have eternal life in heaven with him. He created the world and then made us, wanting us to be full of the fruits of the spirit but then man kind sinned and we were separated from him. But then he came down to earth as a human and he was sacrificed on the cross ,and it must of been extremely painful, but he done it anyway because he loves us so much. So now because he sacrificed himself, when we sin we are forgiven and he will love us even when we sin and he will never love us less or more than your neighbour. You can find out alot more about this in this awesome book called the bible.
Jesus is the savour of the universe
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Jesus

Jesus, the true almighty God. The God of all mankind. In him and for him we live.
Jesus is God
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Jesus prank

One of the greatest pranks of this Common Era, begotten by our Savior himself.

In the Gospel of Thomas, Jesus asks his disciples, "Who am I?" Christ receives three answers:

1.) Peter: "You are a righteous messenger"
2.) Matthew: "You are a wise philosopher"
3.) Thomas: "My mouth is wholly incapable of saying whom you are like"

Upon these answers, Jesus pulls Thomas aside and reveals three secret sayings to him. Thomas returns to the other disciples, and they eagerly ask what Jesus had said. Thomas tells them, "If I tell you even one of the things which he told me, you will pick up stones and throw them at me; and a fire will come out of the stones and burn you up."

The three secret sayings were never revealed from Thomas, and died out with him. What's the prank? When Jesus pulled Thomas aside, what he actually said was something along the lines of:

"Yo, Thomas, I've got this brilliant fucking idea. I'm going to whisper in your ear some nonsense, and you just nod. When you get back to the other 'sciples over there, they're going to ask you what I said. Just tell them I told you three secret sayings and that you can't ever tell them what they are. It'll drive them and the future religious world ridonkeykong!"
John 8:12

"When Jesus spoke again to the people he said, "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, unless, of course, that person falls for another one of my infallible Jesus pranks!"
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West Jesus

"Yo, I parked way the hell over in east bumfuck! Where you at?"
"Right here in West Jesus."
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