The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017

A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.

"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"

by Amstan November 25, 2017

papi steve

Papi Steve is Adrian's papi.

Type an example of how Papi Steve is used

by Papi Steve March 2, 2018

Full Steve

For when half steve just does not do.

Man, that guy just went full steve

by 123yhgdfhdgh March 13, 2018

Steve Harvey'd

When you accidentally announce La La Land for best picture when in reality Moonlight won the acadamy award.

And the winner for best picture goes to La La Land. Oh wait. Moonlight got Steve Harvey'd last night at the Oscars.

by Kelgone1 February 27, 2017

Stinky Steve

When a friend jokingly farts, but it's accidentally a shart and some gets on your shoes.

Jared: Hey. Pull my finger.
Mitch: Ughh dude! You just dropped a stinky Steve on my foot.
Jared: Oops. Sorry.

by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017