snapping randy

Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.

when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy

by randysass January 7, 2018

snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared

I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.

by Jimmy Smole January 12, 2022

L Snap

When you snap three times in the shape of an L after a snarky comment. Some people call it the Z snap. Those people, are dumbos.

"Oh no you didn't!" (L Snap)

by PoopyJoeBrown October 24, 2011

snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

Snap cat

A person of the female variety who displays bipolar tendencies.

I thought Amanda was a cool girl, turns out she's a total snap cat

by john avery November 11, 2017

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024

Snap-on

The tiny but powerful erection a mechanic get at the prospect of emptying their wallets on hugely overpriced status enhancing tools

I can't go to the wallet raping toolvan yet as the customers will see I've got a snap-on.

by Baconplums October 5, 2022