Cold Snap

A back-handed compliment

Was that a cold snap? She just said she liked the way I fucked up that presentation.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

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fuck snap

To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!

To fuck snap is to put the “yeah” in “fuck yeah!”

by Bad C dev November 14, 2024

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The snap finisher

Where you snap as soon as you cum into your partners mouth after saying I am iron man

"Yo did you fuck her last night". "Yeah I used the snap finisher on her"

by I am cum May 11, 2022

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Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.

It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025

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