put the grub on your cock

what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension

Morty put the grub on your cock

by Devrux April 23, 2018

putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog October 28, 2015

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 08, 2020

put his books on hold

Sexual encounter with someone.

I’d like to put his books on hold.

by Lake House Getaway January 21, 2018

I put my green on it

When a developer approves a pull request in github
This is in reference to the color scheme and layout of github

dev1: Looked over your PR and I put my green on it

by JacknotNoah October 15, 2018

Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

by ballslapper69 December 09, 2020

i put the new forgis on the g

country man singing i put the new forgis on the g

hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass

by psyond March 23, 2023