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being petty

Purposely saying or doing the exact opposite of what they were asked or told in a childish manner, to cause someone anger
For example if you were to ask someone to be quiet and then started talking louder,that would be them being petty
by You that read wrong March 25, 2019
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Petty Misdemeanor

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law
Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."
by The Fascist Marxist February 27, 2009
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ONIKA TAYNA MARAJ PETTY

THE QUEEN OF RAP AND THE MOTHA TO ALL HER SON (RAP GIRLES) AND SHE ONLY NINE MONTHS
ASHLEY: WHO, IS ONIKA TAYNA MARAJ PETTY

DON: ONIKA TAYNA MARAJ PETTY IS THE QUEEEN
by FENDON MARAJ February 1, 2023
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pwetty

"McKenzie, you're pwetty."
by Cinamon Buns June 25, 2008
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petty

someone who does something in an attempt to hurt another person but really just makes themself look like a fucking idiot
McKinley keeps subtweeting me, she's so damn petty
by Pettygal1234 July 22, 2017
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tom petty and the heartbreakers

A great band, great songs
tom petty and the heartbreakers are the greatest band.
by king sam the great October 19, 2005
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Petty

Someone who uses urban dictionary to insult people they hate
Dan
Definition:
A fucking bitch
Person seeing it: this dudes petty af
by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020
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