ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

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ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

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