Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019

Minecraft

The cure for all sex

Minecraft helped me learn biology.

by XxxSupahMegaDick69420xxX December 14, 2020

Minecraft Villagers

Jews...

"I traded with some minecraft villagers, and they wanted a stack of emeralds for 5 carrots!"

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023

Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

Minecraft

Sex

Tryna play Minecraft together?

by Definitely not quigs.v1 October 15, 2019

Minecraft

The game where you Mine and craft

"Creeper aww man"
"What does that mean"
"You're not a part of Minecraft community!"

by Hlshuttt1 October 29, 2022

Minecraft

A great but overrated game that everyone found ‘cringe’ for a few years but then gained popularity again because a few popular people on YouTube played it

Guy 1: I don’t really like Minecraft that much

Guy: 2 WhAt ItS tHe BeSsT gAmE eVeR

by Tommylee456 June 3, 2020