March 24

International Breakup day

Well, It's March 24th its time to say i'm breaking up with you.

by Lilanal March 5, 2022

March 9th

Kiss your girlfriend day

Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no?
Bf:kisses

Gf:oh its March 9th

by V_hehe March 7, 2022

march 14th

MILLS DAY. a day where we all celebrate mills and get naked!

Person 1: happy mills day!
Person 2: i love march 14th

by Bloody Vcgina March 14, 2022

March 29

National material girl day

March 29 is the day everyone is a material girl

by Tallboi6969 March 27, 2022

March 31

they are cucks

damn this March 31 person is a cuck

by sadfgsdfgsdfeaffggrhkk March 30, 2022

March 1

the birthday of ronald weasley <3 love u bae

what’s today?
“march 1st”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON😩

by dracoscumhole March 1, 2021

march 31

cold, calculating: stay away from these mfuckers

person 1 "so when is your birthday?"
person 2 "march 31."
person 1 "nope."

by psueudonuenym November 3, 2019