mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.
She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
mugGet the mum life crisismug.

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.
Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!
by Nadyak August 7, 2022
mugGet the Ur Mummug.
still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension
nigels dead mums pension book is dead
by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
mugGet the nigels dead mums pension bookmug.

mum rock

music predominantly listened to by women of the baby boomer generation. An extension of the term 'Dad rock', including rock music of the LA scene of the 1970s probably termed slightly 'softer' than the male dominated British rock scene. Probably including some soul greats.
"mum rock" picture mum dancing around the living room after a work do regailing you with stories of the time she saw joni mitchell and CSNY at Wembley arena and nearly went to the isle of wight festival, but didn't quite make it.

eg. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Love the One you're with -stephen stills
Respect - Aretha Franklin
You're so vain - Carly Simon
by freemum February 16, 2009
mugGet the mum rockmug.

Ur mum

You: what are u eating
Emily: I'm eating ur mum
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Mum

British slang for "Get bjig bootix deekly tickle!"
by Poopythisbeepy November 18, 2022
mugGet the Mummug.

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.
“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
I know right… what a courts mum”
by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022
mugGet the Courts mummug.

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