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Lesbian Astronomy

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.
Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
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Toxic lesbian

Someone who is lesbian, with the exception of bing attracted o toxic men.
omg, cadee is such a toxic lesbian, she has a bf in the netherlands
by ~that bitch~ June 10, 2020
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Gay + Lesbian

my man you want both gay + lesbian?

The gay ps4 player wanked off to his cousins facebook
by sc96 November 21, 2018
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Stud lesbian

A lesbian who is both feminine and masculine mainly in their sense of style. They like to dress tomboy or femme. One day you may see them in a dress and heels and the next in something more tomboy like a beanie, flannel and jeans. They also mainly still have long hair and haven’t chopped it off to go full dyke.
Me: what’s your type?
Her: I love stud lesbians. They’re the perfect combination of femme and masculine females
by Jenn1460 February 11, 2022
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bi lesbian

A person who uses both the terms bisexual and lesbian for a number of reasons, such as:

1. Having a complicated relationship with sexuality, being attracted to men and women, however having a stronger or more emphasized attraction to women that feels important.

2. Reclaiming the original definition of lesbian, simply meaning "queer attraction to women", since the current definition of lesbian as known today was largely made popular by radical feminists and lesbian separatists, who described bisexual women as "sleeping with the enemy", and thus denying their right to use the term lesbian itself.

3. A lesbian who would consider their attraction to nonbinary people and lesbians bisexual.

4. A lesbian who is attracted to women and men, but exclusively fictional men.

There are a number of other reasons why someone would want to use the term bisexual lesbian to describe their attraction, and many historical sources are often cited as evidence to bisexual lesbians being a term that has always existed, many of which are compiled in bi-lesbian.carrd.co.
Person 1: I identify as a bi lesbian.

Person 2: Really? Isn't that contradictory or invalid to what lesbianism is?

Person 3: Of course not. Queer people should not have to hold themselves by the standard of whether they're "valid" or not. It is the act of free self expression itself that makes us queer.
by YaLikeCringe January 6, 2022
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bi lesbian

A woman or woman-aligned person who chooses to reclaim the lesbian label due to bisexual women being excluded from the lesbian community in the 1970s by TERF groups. This can also describe someone who have a very low attraction to men, or someone who puts an emphasis on their attraction to women/women-aligned people.
Amanda: I am a bi lesbian, which means that to me, my attraction to women is more present to my attraction to men.
Mary: I am a bi lesbian due to me being excluded from spaces because of my attraction to multiple genders by TERFs.
by qhistory May 26, 2020
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Lesbian Stick

A lesbian stick is another form of a dildo. Although most dildos range from two to twenty inches long, a lesbian stick is specifically dimensioned at 12 feet wide and 8 miles long. Derived from the Windows narrator's "It'll fit." sequence. First put together by Dr. Joeseph Dibbles and first successful use by Peri Sossomon. Although the penetration didn't kill her, it left her mind scarred.
"Stick the lesbian stick in me!" "It's too big!" "It'll fit."
by Andrew Hoch December 28, 2005
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