Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .

#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.

by Gazcap June 3, 2024

choke a lemon

The strongest insult or comeback ever.

Kid writing review on minecraft: This game is to blocky, creepers keep blowing me up!!!! CHOKE A LEMON!!!!!!

by mtyuaduauduve3845 September 21, 2025

Lemon squeeze

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.

I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately

by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019

Burnt Lemon

It is a white asian who tans very easily. Imagine a lemon, being toasted.

That asian over there plays tennis, LIKE A BURNT LEMON.

by Brwnrce April 19, 2016

Lemon

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.

"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"

"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"

by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023

Lemon

An adjective used to describe how great something looks, or how good a party was.
This term is usually used in the Caribbean like The Bahamas.

That party was a Lemon wasn't it

by Twix394 December 9, 2010

Lemon

The most dangerous word in the fucking world. if said exactly 69420 times in a row yo will summon a lemon with the power of a thousand chicken nuggets. This can end the world trust me i know.

Terrorist: Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon....
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit

by ChickenNuggitBoi October 27, 2021