Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.

(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”

by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 20, 2024

slowly downward landing hill

a hill where you cooternoot

“Hey, let’s go cooternoot on that slowly downward landing hill.”

by PickleToes101 July 13, 2022

Step out of LA LA Land

step out of the fantasy .

I have nothing to do with the girl, you can step out of La La Land.

I have never touch the girl, so I cannot be the father of her kid, you can step out of La La Land

by Charlie + Daniel September 9, 2019

Loren Land

The place you get stuck at when the 12 year cycle doesn't pan out and when the English language is based on the word Id. Thousands of years will pass you by and you will be STUCK AS FUCK WITHOUT AN EXIT STRATEGY

Fuck Loren land.

by TROUBLE4AFEW November 28, 2020