morning dew

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.

Morning.

by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025

bad morning

the opposite of good morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"

by soyalism November 22, 2024

Morning Mug

Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.

Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"

Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 30, 2014