National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.
Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”
by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023

by Hotstuff23 September 21, 2022

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021

Andrew’s girlfriend is a girl named Luciana. She is the most beautiful girl in the world with no parallel. She’s kind, outgoing, hard-working, and everything Andrew could ever want or need in a partner. Her overwhelming beauty and personality sweep all who look at her right off their feet. Without her, Andrew would be lost, and living a path that would be wrong. Andrew is beyond grateful for Luciana, and strives day and night so show his love to her.
“Have you seen Andrew’s girlfriend?”
-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota
-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota
by HanqDog October 15, 2023

Timothy Shin Huang is pretty much just like his mom which is easy to sleep with, very sexual, and totally hot. Tim's girlfriend is pretty hot and likes to be with Tim because he's rich. Timothy Shin Huang's Girlfriend likes to sleep with everyone. She has a personal Porn Hub account and even i'm in one. However Timothy Shin Huang has never been in one or slept with her once.
by LELELELE is better then Tim March 2, 2020

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021

by daddy????? 420 December 1, 2021
