true friend

-a friend who is always there
-will wake up in the middle of the night to help you
-does not hold grudges
-cares for you
-is kind
-refuses to let you mess up your life
-is there for you even in the worst times
-a rare occurance
-selfless
-puts you and other friends of his/her before themself

Without him i would still be depressed and probably drunk, he is a true friend

by -unknown munky- August 25, 2011

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

by Flemington Hoggin August 29, 2006

Grill Friends

A group of guys who bbq together

Hey grill friends, your meat looks delicious

by PooPooFaceMcgee June 15, 2018

friend boycott

When all of your friends are ignoring you or "lost their phones", seemingly in an organized fashion. you feel shitty about yourself as apparently you aren't worth talking to or hanging out with.

Joe "i guess i know who my real friends are, Travis and Erik haven't called me back in 2 straight days even though they've both been updating their facebook statuses from their blackberrys. I've been friend boycotted."

by FCKERS July 9, 2010

thomas and friends

a kids show which is now dying because of mattel. fuck you mattel :)

thomas and friends is great

by kbogie January 30, 2020

Token Friend

The only POC friend in a group of Caucasian people.

Oh, her over there? Yea, she’s such a Token Friend.

by I’d rather not be here June 20, 2020

Adult Friend

an ambiguous way of saying "sex partner." sounds really nerdy when people know what you're talking about.

So, he's fucking that chick over there? Yeah, you didn't know? She's his adult friend.

You look like you could use an adult friend.

My adult friend is so fun and flexble!

by AdultFriend September 18, 2010