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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
mugGet the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug.
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
mugGet the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
by Bc_mum September 14, 2022
mugGet the Bollock chopsmug.

China Chop

The shitty bangs that are cut straight across the forehead with no blending with the rest of the hair.
Look at Kim Wong, he just got a fire China Chop.
by Sooperman™ May 1, 2024
mugGet the China Chopmug.

chopping the lawn

Jeff: yo where was u at man?
Beff: I was chopping the lawn dude.
by Nutella222222 June 2, 2016
mugGet the chopping the lawnmug.

chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back
by misschopmoney March 19, 2025
mugGet the chop my moneymug.

Chopped

when a bitch or nigga is mad ugly or terrifying looking
“That bitch chopped as FUCK”
“Ewww that nigga chopped you mad crazy if you think ima fuck with him”
by Wrd 2 my dead 😂 November 28, 2022
mugGet the Choppedmug.

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