making index cards

another way of say masturbation (pleasuring yourself)

i love making index cards in front of my gf

by ....>>>.>.... January 20, 2009

Nut November Card

Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for 20 days, can be use only 1 TIME for 1 month

"Yo Wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?

"No i just used my Nut November Card"

by Looink November 03, 2020

social media card revoked

When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.

She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.

by RegtheEnforcer February 04, 2017

revoked your pussy card

Meaning you don't get your pussy licked only the dick

Babe I revoked your pussy card but you can get this Dick

by MrFukkWidIt January 14, 2019

20 dollar fortnite card

and no. im not giving it away. remember, never, ever, SHARE.

man: fortnite good

20 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD

man: omg i dont need it

by Questionforgodwhy April 21, 2021

20 dollar fortnite card

probably a video that has been made by a kid

20 dollar fortnite card who wants it and yes i'm giving it away and remember share share SHARE

by Power476 April 01, 2021

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 30, 2011