government cheese

money through welfare

"I get my government cheese on tha first of tha month."

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003

Grilled Cheese

When a guy pulls out and finishes between your butt cheeks, then proceeds to squeeze the cheeks together and watches as he slowly lets them spread apart, as if they were two pieces of bread with melted cheese dripping out.

Amy enjoys playing womens water polo to wash off the Grilled Cheese from the night before.

by LorPau December 16, 2008

nigga cheese

Cheese that has grown a black/purple mould.

Shit, Steve just took a huge bite of that cheese and didn't realize it was NIGGA cheese! Disgusting!

by niggacheesecreator September 15, 2013

cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno August 6, 2008

scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.

"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"

by smeg man September 3, 2009

mousetrap cheese

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.

"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."

by Dorsai December 24, 2010

chazzer cheese

a twat who cant talk to his girlfriend who he is 'madly in love with'. he likes to cheat on the love of his life. he has no friends. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. he sends the flag to mexico! he cant stand up straight because he stares at the ground when he feels awkward. he feels awkward for no reason, this is why he doesnt have a girlfriend.

we all hate chazzer cheese!
Chazzer cheese loves danielle!

by k+kd September 20, 2012