california fun

The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.

" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.

by IG: wyliesk8 July 7, 2016

California perfection

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California

man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...

by home is where you're happy July 23, 2018

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

by The4house January 30, 2022

california bulldozer

When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.

Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer

by Tyler Maister February 26, 2014

California Cerulean Ohserpentus

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.

Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?

by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018

California

A place where the whole government is fucking corrupt and they are douchebags.

"yooo! the californian goverment is fucking messed up!"
"i agree dude!"

by TTROWitchy February 27, 2021

California Transplant

People from California who have recently moved to Washington state or Oregon.

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024