What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
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First Coach

The first coach seat behind first class on an airplane.
I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. I ride first coach.
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First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.
๐Ÿ‘ค "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

๐Ÿ‘ค "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

๐Ÿ‘ค "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."
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