ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

by simple immortality November 11, 2006

eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

by beefcake mcgee December 24, 2007

dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

by Phil G January 16, 2008

Limey bastard

1 shot of vodka, splash of roses lime juice, and water on ice.

Man I'm too full for beer but my date isn't getting any skinnier, time for a few Limey bastards

by Patchadams May 15, 2015

blastard

bastardization of the pronunciation of blue blooded bastards.

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"

by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008

Bastardise

To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.

I was having an intimate moment with the maid when Bob the Bastard entered with my wife and totally bastardised my night.

by ///Lee July 2, 2008

moddy bastard

somebody who modifies things for there advantage generally games and electronic devices also playing in a way that make them have an advantage over other players bye being an electronic arsehole

for fuck sake that prick has killed me 5 times in a row he must be a moddy bastard

by woggery October 4, 2011