Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.

Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"

by Filipdewoozle August 15, 2023

Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 07, 2018

Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.

Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.

by Jeffrey the juice man February 02, 2019

run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?

by A!@#$%^&*() November 12, 2015

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017