one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

Suspicious Arm

When your arm is under the blanket, when it would quite obviously be more comfortable on top, implying touching of ones self inappropriately, or masturbation.

That's one "Suspicious Arm" you've got there Garfield, are you excessively masturbating to iCarly again?

by Somaliblox December 29, 2019

Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.

Look at this muppet arms, he can barely throw!

by Edward Scholarsly June 9, 2018

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

A fully armed battalion

Something that King George iii will send to you to remind you of his love. Not to be confused with killing friends and family.

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love, dadadadadadada

by LiterallyMariahReynolds August 16, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Armed Slobbery

A person commits armed slobbery by sucking someones genitalia by using violence or intimidation and while carrying a dangerous weapon

“I held a dude a knife point and sucked his ding dong, so they charged me with Armed Slobbery”

by Chupapi munyayo October 13, 2022