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Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020
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A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.
And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.
by kickandamiss December 20, 2021
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Luke

White orphan who likes to eat,pee,and say the N word who I also like to call Daddy ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
by KadenKutzer January 27, 2022
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Luke

Luke is completely weird in every way but is excellent at making friends.
Max: I wish I was Luke

Michael: Are you serious

Max: YES
by 1MaxyMan2 May 3, 2017
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Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.
Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.
by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021
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LUKE

LUKE IS A ABSOLUTELY STUNNING HUMAN BEING. HE IS HELLA CONFIDENT, WET-LIKE WATER, BASICALLY A DEMI-GOD. I HEAR LUKES CAN BE PRETTY CUTE AND SEXY AS WELL. HE IS TALL AND A SUPER ATHLETIC. YOU CAN LOOSE YOURSELF IN HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES AND GORGEOUS LOCKS.
IS THAT LUKE THE DEMI-GOD.
by THREEZUS October 18, 2019
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Luke

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"
by Lynna5 May 23, 2016
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