Office Turtle

1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.

2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.

1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.

2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."

by The Office Turtles Brigade February 10, 2012

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Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 October 23, 2008

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Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

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lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 27, 2019

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