If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.
by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023
Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 01, 2009
The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
by Strippertipper September 10, 2017