Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.

Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”

by madethisacountforpineapplehair June 16, 2020

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

A word to describe the green things on top of pineapples, invented by the famous roblox YouTuber Anix in his making bikini bottom in Bloxburg video.

Wow those pineapple hairs on that pineapple are tall!

by Bibi Turkey June 16, 2020

stripper hair

excessively long hair that reaches and or exceeds your but crack

that girl got stripper hair , its long as shit !

by _ash December 26, 2015

Pineapple hairs

The green things on top of a pineapple as named by anix in his latest YouTube Video. Please subscribe

Gordon Ramsay: YOU NEED TO CUT PF THE PINEAPPLE HAIRS YOU DISGUSTING PEASANT
Contestant: Ok I Will Cut Off The Pineapple hairs next time...

by yelram June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are on the top of pineapples, thanks to Anix we know this information

The top of the pineapple is called Pineapple hairs.

by Stop reading this. June 16, 2020