stealth train

trains that stealth and are well hidden from sight.

Reggie got hit by a dang stealth train.

by Trainryder October 30, 2011

Thomas the train

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

by Orchadicus October 19, 2022

hoop train

Taken from the verb "to hoop"A hoop train is a line of people and or animals arranged front to ass or - in these terms - front to hoop.

Remember last summer when we spit roasted that hoop train of chickens over the coals?

I don't like going to the steambaths - there are hoop trains everywhere.

by BabyShanks October 14, 2010

Dill Train

a stupid stupid person,a idiot that doesn't know it.

"says something stupid..... Jeff you dill train!"

by Jonnn-nayyy November 13, 2012

Train Guy

Someone who’s always conveniently using trains and can therefore help you board and complete other train related tasks for you.

I just called my train guy.

by thedarkartist2877 April 10, 2019

Dick Train

What people are on when they say “Ridin’ with Biden”

Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?

by Jose Gozinia September 28, 2020

AB Trains

The Lord The Life The Legend. However do NOT force him to use a screen recorder otherwise he will literally flip out and go "OH MY GAWWWWWED"

Use a screen recorder you baby AB Trains

by AB Trains December 16, 2019