one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Ass(i)b

German word for a homosexual sub. Short word for Assistenzbläser, or assisting blowing/ sucker. Often used for a man who enjoys giving oral sex to men.

Hello Hans. Would you like to give me some Oral sex?
“Yes, Fritz. I'm an absolute Ass(i)b ."

by SopietYunon September 23, 2020

I hate Hori-san

UGHHHHH soo that's why he likes Hori :)

because the girl he likes in real life look like her yeahh focking smart, student council member (treasurer), popular, beautiful, EXTROVERT

HAHAHA BUT WHY? WHY YOU NOT CONFESSING YOUR FEELING TO HER? HUH?!?! TCH

HAHAH YOU ONLY CODEING HER

WHAT A COWARD BOY :( :( #ALETTERISCOWARDBOY #AWHHSOCOWARD

I hate Hori-san because the boy I like liking her :)

by blazezo_xcn July 22, 2021

I love you to the back of the moon

When you love someone to the moon and back it’s a very long distance.

When you love someone to the back of the moon you love them to the moon and to infinity!

Baby I love you to the back of the moon

by KAB September 25, 2020

I can talk doe

Performance of oral sex

While traveling
Driver states: you gone tip...
Rider states : no but I can talk doe..

by HandleMeNott July 28, 2024

I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

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343: I cOuLd GeT mY iNtErNeT TaKen AwAy If I DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO GaMeS

by BicicletaRusa February 15, 2025

I like chicken

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”

N-“Hi girly”

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”

by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 08, 2023