zombie

zombie- undead creature, usually of human nature, has a insatisfiable craving for humam flesh and brains, really annoying, and hard to kill, as they are already dead.. Also, if a person has been bitten, and survives, he/she will die from infection, and come back as a flesh hungry zombie, and will attack the nearest person, regardless of who they are if encountered, run for your life, or trip the person next to you.. a wunderwaffle is a good weapon to have during a zombie outbreak,

As the zombie feasted upon the corpse of his dead friend, Stan ran like a little pussy..

by NAZI-LOVER March 2, 2011

LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.

Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021

Zombie Hunter

a person that hunts zombies for a living or just for survival, mostly seen with an axe or shotgun.

one zombie to another:
better watch out that zombie hunter is out hunting zombies again

by someonewhowrotethisdefinition May 28, 2018

zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 24, 2012

zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 21, 2017

Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

Zombie

Zombie is a kind of person that is dead but still moving. There is one way of knowing how to get it, You can get it from your cat, which is so surprising!! Anyway the brain is dead, that happens to many people when they are a zombie, And they are very violent to humans.

They infect human bodies. You can get zombie infected also by staying up and no sleep FOR A WEEK!

Ahh there is a zombie apocalypse!!

by AveryTheWolf August 26, 2018