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welsh wheel barrow

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball
Wow that Clint is such a French wheel
by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017
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The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.
"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.
by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024
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Fortune wheel

The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
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Animal Wheel

it's a wheel of animal sounds
rawr moo meow woof kachow
1: Hey babe wanna play animal wheel
2: Sure babe, rawr
1: moo
2 : meow
1: woof
KACHOW
by mtsharry September 17, 2021
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WHEEL HEEL

THE DUDE RODE HIS WHEEL HEEL TO HARD ADN HE BROKE IT
by POKA HONDA PUSSY MAN March 28, 2020
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Man-wheel

At least four men performing sexual penetrating acts (anal, oral, salad-tossing, etc.) with each other, all connected to make a complete circle (e.g. wheel).
The circle jerk is so 80's! Today it's all about the man-wheel.
by BoredOffMyAss August 3, 2009
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