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Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.
You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.
by jj71 August 28, 2014
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turtle man

by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018
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Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.
"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"
by Liz and Asia June 4, 2007
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gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.
person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
by mackieeeee September 23, 2009
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Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in
by Jr LS August 13, 2017
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Frosty Turtle

To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.
Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.
by mouserat73 February 24, 2011
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Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".
Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".
by drhandbanana May 29, 2010
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