lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 26, 2019

Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

by jj71 August 28, 2014

Frosty Turtle

To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.

Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.

by mouserat73 February 24, 2011

Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 February 27, 2009

Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

by Jr LS August 13, 2017

gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.

person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.

by mackieeeee September 23, 2009

turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009