To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.
by mouserat73 February 07, 2011
A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.
Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"
Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"
Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"
Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"
Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"
Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"
Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"
by Tolman December 19, 2017
by Liz and Asia May 17, 2007
person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
by mackieeeee September 23, 2009
1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
by The Office Turtles Brigade February 10, 2012
by DandA6 October 23, 2008