A sort of expression that is said in certain families that usually mean a very short period of time, because one or more family members use a very excessive amount of toilet paper.
Joe: I bought some bacon. Gonna be delicious
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
Ben: Why? It's only gonna last for the rest of the toilet roll. Zoe's gonna eat it all.
by Therarpar January 7, 2012
Get the rest of the toilet rollmug. When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.
Public toilet wank (ptw)
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
by Hometown Hillary May 29, 2017
Get the public toilet wankmug. by Jacob Taylor January 3, 2009
Get the Idaho Toilet Bowlmug. A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.
"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
by lighterfuel October 24, 2009
Get the Toilet Person (TP)mug. When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018
Get the Toilet Printing Pressmug. by poobert January 15, 2003
Get the toilet paper hatmug. The Echo from a toilet bowl that comes from somebody leaning over the toilet bowl puking or coughing.
by reactos.org fan May 22, 2008
Get the toilet-bowl-echomug.