unicorn

pretty horse with demon horn on its forhead

the pet unicorn you brought home just barfed rainbows on my homework

by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022

Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.

Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"

by cowlitzron December 5, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

unicorn goals

when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.

Celina: your so my unicorn goals
Dylan: shut up I'm not making you a unicorn

by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

Evil unicorn

A evil form of a Fucking ass unicorn.

A casual roblox game called "adopt me" has a evil unicorn in it

by Evilunicorn June 21, 2021