clover (not a russian spy)

a very amazing person

hey clover (not a russian spy) could you help me do something?
sure
thank you

by williamzero June 20, 2021

urbandictionary russian roulette

You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.

Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'

Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'

Mike: 'chode.'

Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'

by justanotherUDnerd November 15, 2010

Russian High-Five

A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.

John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"

Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"

John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"

by UnearthlyEnemy October 10, 2012

Russian Passion Flakie

When you harshly rub your fist on someone’s pubic hairs to rub out all the pubic lice

“I had pubic lice, but luckily my good old friend Barbara was willing to give me a nice Russian passion Flakie to rid of those pesky critters”

by GameOver34750 March 23, 2021

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012

Russian gray fly

A device used by Russians to snag salmon. It is made of a very large trebil hook with lead molded around the shank.

Commrad I cannot get these fish to bite! Here commrad use my Russian gray fly and when the school of salmon get close just throw in middle and yank works every time.

by The Mayer 8===D May 1, 2013

Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.

Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.

by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011