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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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California

pain made into a state. this state on the outside feels like a charming, warm rich state, but to all the locals, its nothing but hell raised up from the basement of the purely gates. homeless tents everywhere, crackheads invading 7-eleven, In-N-Out using white lounge chairs, trash everywhere, people getting into fights because of baseball. tourists of california, g ͔̀e̶̡͌ẗ̴͉́ ̶͓̏o ̱͆u ̥̀t̵͜͝ ̡̓ŵ̴̗h̴̞̓i̴͖͑l ̞͝ẹ̴̑ ̴̃͜y ̡̽ȍ̶̲ȕ̴̲ ̡̔s̵̡͒t̵͇͂i̶̙̒l̶̳̈́l̶͓̕ ̴̤̑c̴͉̀a̶̲̐n̶̙̽, ͍̂ ̴̲̀a ̠̅l̶͍̈l̴̫̋ ͍̍o ̙̈f̶̭̄ ̴̡͋t̴̫͊h ̧̔ĭ̴̮s ̙̄ ̙̓i ̩͌s ̥͝ ͍̋l̶͉̋í̴̯e ͔̓ṣ̴͑,̵̨̈́ ̴͈͝g ̘̂ŏ̶͜,̶͈̋ ̶̭̍ȓ̶̠u̶̘͋n ̼̓, ̜̀ ̲̂f̶͕̈a̴̗̅s ͙̏t ͉̚,̵̟͌ ͖͑R̴̡͔̀̓̏͠U ̭̯͎̖̻́͗̌̄́̕N ̛͍̩͗̌̀̈́̕ ̵̥͇͕̀͆ͅG ̪̗̯̻͑̇͜O ̤̳̲̜̹̹͠ ̴̧̟̖͍̺̐͛D ̙̳̺͊̒̈́͆̚O̵̰͖̳̓͆͝ ̨̗͍̰̓̅Ẁ̵̺͇̪̙̚̕͠H ̲̠̖͆̐̾͐̀͜A ̟͗T̴̩͓̩͈̓ ̼̭͖͍̏͌͛͆I̵̧̛͕̫̯ ͖͔̩̝͇̔̈́C ̟̳̠̋̅̀Ö̶̻̦͈̻̭̥̑̈͋̃̒U ̩̗̗͈̣̤̿L̵̦̓͝D ̟̏̏͝N̵̯̓̓̑͘͘'̴̜̜̽̚T ̡̲̤͓̎̑ͅ ̶̢̛̮̟̬̖̓Ǫ̶̛͚̮̪͔͖́R ̧͛͛͘ ̛͖̯̓̂̏Y̶͕͍̆O ̬̝̖͒U̴̡̪̾̔̚ ̵̞͇͉̫̏̀͜͠ͅW ̙͊̓͊̑͂͘I ̨̭͙̦͖̆̓̊̀̊͘͜L̶̛͈̔͊̚͝L ̛̳̤̀̐ ̩̈́͐̒B ͖͚̆͂̊͐͝Ḙ̵̼̙͇͖͐ ̯̙͖̇̒̀T̵͕̗̣̀͜R ̠̔́A̶̛͓͆̅̇P̴̛̞͔͔̻̰̿P ̡͆E ̢̛̜̯͕͍̀̒̚̕D̶̼͊͂ ̲̂̈́̓F̵̮̮̮̓̏̃̌̿͝Ỡ̴̢̦̻̰̱̼͂͋͠Ŕ̶̘̺̱̓̎́̎E̶̛̖͎̺̗̰̮̒͂V̵̲̔̊̅E ̹̘̻̥̏̈́̈̿̚R̴̖̝̭̈́͗̒͛̃̅ ̵̥̹̜͕̰̒ͅW̴͑̇͜A ͉̙͉̯̰͊͑͋̿̐R ̤̑̾̆̃̚N̴͓͑͆̇ ̡̨̞̮̖͔̔̋̂̿͊͘Ȇ̴̟̜V ̠̥̲̦̭̇̍͒̾̅È̴̮̞͖͆͆͆ͅR̵̡̲̦̱͑͋̓͠Y̴̻̏͘͠ͅO ̩̖̠̝̪̓N̵̢̡̬̲̰͓͋͑̾̈̓E ͈̔͒͂ ͈̭͌̈́͒̏͒͊͜ͅB̴͙̝͙͊͒E̵̥̥͙͛̐͝F ̢̨͚̮̺̓̋̍̈͐͊O ̡̞̞̩̫͈̂̌̉͛̎̐R ̼̲̮͓͐̍͘E ̺̰̔͗̂͋̈́͠ ̶̨̰̞̖̍̀̽̆͆ͅI̴̡̺̯͎̱͙͑T ̖͋͛S ̰̞̬́̅̉̏ ̴̨͖̩͚̞̫̃̚T ͖̬͔͉͑̄̉̊͆O ̋̕͜ ̙̦͎̹̼͓̿̕L ̗̬́A ̧͖͔̈͛T̶̥͐̇̐-̶̰̿ͅ
all of u.s.: oh look its the average california resident.
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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California Cerulean Ohserpentus

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018
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California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts
by The4house January 30, 2022
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California

A place where the whole government is fucking corrupt and they are douchebags.
"yooo! the californian goverment is fucking messed up!"
"i agree dude!"
by TTROWitchy February 27, 2021
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California Transplant

People from California who have recently moved to Washington state or Oregon.
Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"
by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024
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California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
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