Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.

I opened my slap log.

by Word clout May 24, 2021

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019

log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree

Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am

by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017

Log

Log is a log with a very impersonative log

Hi log

by Danny choir November 2, 2020

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.

Me and Sharon tried Roll the log

by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019