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Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable
My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!
by Plumber mark July 23, 2024
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Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
by Word clout May 24, 2021
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Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree
Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am
by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017
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Log

Log is a log with a very impersonative log
Hi log
by Danny choir November 2, 2020
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lay down a log

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016
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Roll the log

When you are having fun and you will roll your girl in a clockwise direction around your yum yum.
Me and Sharon tried Roll the log
by Skanky Pigeon September 27, 2019
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