Ghost of the Goon

The ghost of Nautica Malone

"No way bro, I just saw the Ghost of the Goon!"

by GoatedGooner69420 March 12, 2025

Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith

Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick

by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022

Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.

I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.

by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024

Gooning

Putting a mail or a female and a hypnotic transce where as to develop a severe sexual addiction in a short amount of time to lustful images, videos and experiences.

I’m going to creat a gooning instructional video for my followers so that I can manipulate their minds into buying more of my sexual content.

by Psychological Thriller December 27, 2021

Flicker Gooning

When you flick your penis to ejaculation

I was flicker gooning hardcore last night.

by anonymous March 13, 2025

Goon

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025

Goon to Jackson F Day

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool

Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others

by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025