Skip to main content

oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
mugGet the oversneeze bank accountmug.

Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank
John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank
by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021
mugGet the Wank Bankmug.

banks

A sexy ass bastard that gives no fucks about parents or rules. Guys, keep track of your girls or he WILL have intercourse with them and then kick your ass in the parking lot. This guy can slam beers like it’s water and wakes up in the morning pissing excellence
Banks, a fucking stud
by Joe 055 May 16, 2021
mugGet the banksmug.

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011
mugGet the the carnal reserve bankmug.

Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
mugGet the Swiss bank accountmug.

memory bank is loaded

I've lived the high life to have any significant savings but my memory bank is loaded
by Indacloudman May 14, 2018
mugGet the memory bank is loadedmug.

corrie banks

British slang for "Coronation Bank Holiday", referring to the 2023 coronation of succeeding monarch, King Charles III.
"Are you planning any flag shagging at the weekend"
"For corrie banks, absobloodylutely!"
by joed_paulb January 24, 2023
mugGet the corrie banksmug.

Share this definition