Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.

"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."

by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021

Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

by headcase360 March 28, 2010

Stick in the Mud

A person who won't ever let you have fun

Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?

by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019

shit stick

Used in a outhouse during winter to knock down the frozen feces piling up near the opening.

I was afraid to sit on the seat until I used the shit stick to knock over the frozen poop

by Humpbacks October 3, 2016

turn stick

Dab pen aka gas machine Goated with the sauce for free

Yo youngboat carchez pass the turn stick to a young boi no cap for free, nor charge

by Youngboat carchez August 17, 2022

shang stick

A very tasty and delicious penis, one of a kind

Dood I would sooo fucking lick his Shang stick

by Shang slayer9000 February 21, 2018

gossip stick

Cell phone, especially when perpetually attached to a woman's hand.

My wife's on the damn gossip stick again.

by YourMamaDontLiveHere January 22, 2011