oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 2, 2017

Overnight salad

When a guy cums inside a girl. And it sits inside her all night. Then he sucks it out in the morning.

Your overnight salad has a very interesting flavor.

by L0NGDUCKD0NG March 11, 2020

Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.

Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.

by ImaginaryRawr September 4, 2010

salad slut

someone you summon for salad

"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."

by nunana February 21, 2017

burger salad

A meal probably made by a male college student who doesn’t know how to cook.

Yo Fez what is that?
This right here? It’s a burger salad.
Lol a what???
Burger Salad! You know, just some ground beef on iceberg!!

by patrickkrak May 29, 2018

Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015

Toss salad

To destroy a something during a search warrant

Man, those cops sure know how to toss salad

by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016