Robo Salad

In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.

"Robot Butt holes"

"Mecha toss my Robo salad"

by tuggles March 9, 2010

30 Salad

A full 30 rack of assorted cans of beer. Most commonly a consolidation of leftovers from a party.

We bought 200 beers for the party, and all we have left is this 30 Salad.

by PabstBlueRotgut January 5, 2011

Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.

Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.

by ImaginaryRawr September 4, 2010

Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Seafood Salad

When a girl gives head to a guy who has crabs

Kim did not realize that Bobby had crabs, so she unwittingly had a seafood salad while blowing him

by TheUnsilentMajority April 13, 2013

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped March 2, 2014

Crispy Salad

When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.

Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad

Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here

by Traviseatsdick April 18, 2015