sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

Sad mortem

The sound the bringer of the law makes when he’s feeling down

The ccu makes me very sad mortem

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

Sad!

The one word (always with the exclamation mark) that is at the end of most every Trump's tweet.

The Fake News Media tried to tell everyone my Nambian covfefe as toxic, while it clearly is not. Sad!

Crooked Hillary and Lyin' Ted are again trying to grab me by my dick. Sad!

by nambiancovfefe November 30, 2017

don't be sad

"Don't be sad."
That's literally what you tell somebody when they're feeling bad or simply are sad.

You're trying to comfort them.

Sarah: “Ugh, I hate my life. I feel so sad right now.”
George: “Aw, don't be sad! Life goes on, it's going to get better soon.”

by emsmh February 6, 2018

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 18, 2019

Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.

"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"

by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022