A name for a person who doesn"t have to have wrinkles, but is older than you but is sexy, good looking, hot, etc.
girl 1: dude he's so hot but he's too old for me to date
girl 2: just call him sexy wrinkles but don't let him know that
girl 2: just call him sexy wrinkles but don't let him know that
by D.S.K.S July 17, 2012
by BurgundysauceBackwards March 15, 2022
by pandaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 14, 2016
girl A: I really like her!
girl B: But she doesn't even know you exist.
girl A: I know. she's a sexy frie
girl B: But she doesn't even know you exist.
girl A: I know. she's a sexy frie
by @sexy.fries lover May 15, 2020
Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.
“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”
by Transferbaddie June 01, 2022
by lannistuers April 08, 2020
They Are Not Sexy Furries
by AcedBits November 19, 2021