Nick Picking

When a mom OD over grades

When you have a 85% and she chooses to nstart nick picking an assign that is a 58%. While your still passing.

by Daily things August 26, 2025

Cleveland apple picking

Cleveland apple picking

I went Cleveland apple picking

by anonymous September 6, 2025

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Pick-me girl

Terminal cancer.
Wants all the boys, even the gay ones (me)
All of her relationships (likely senior freshman) looks creepy

Pick-me girl; HES MINE! YOU CANT TALK TO YOUR “friend” BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITH YOU GUYS AND ITLL RUIN MY REPUTATION
Gay primary subject that said pick-me girl is simping over; We’re a gay polyamorous relationship of 22 men.
Pick-me girl; DONT LIE MY POOKIE BEAR!
Gay secondary subject, said “friend” of gay primary subject; I have never seen you in my life!
Pick-me girl; *continues to say multiple slurs*
Gay tertiary subject, unimportant to current situation; Twenty-twosom-

by fortcraft moment January 30, 2025

Pick up the Olive

A term refering to the action of striving headstrong and voraciously towards a goal.

It's a new day, Imma head to the gym and pick up the olive.

by souljaboys February 3, 2025