Baked

The act of sitting in a full bathtub with the water still running and slitting down you forearm to end the enteral darkness that is life

Bro: Yo what are you doing later tonight
Me: I just got dumped bro I'm going home and getting baked

by Lil Potato June 24, 2017

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

glam bake

When you get together with a group of females and smoke out your beauty room while doing your makeup.

Let's all go over Tiffany's she is having a glam bake session today.

by GlamBake July 26, 2017

baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety

Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.

by Pamann December 16, 2011

Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers

Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"

by KrashWorship December 26, 2022

Bake

cook something in a dry heat.

I baked the cake in my new oven! it works perfectly and the cake tastes delicous.

by mimiyoya<3 March 5, 2022